I’d Rather Do This Instead of Studying
Chemistry
Chemistry is not fun
Chemistry is a “burn”
It is supposed, second nature
What is there to learn?
I don’t care about moles
I don’t care that atoms are a mergin’
I don’t care about theories
I especially hate conversions.
Please define Kelvin
How many in a joule?
How about all those chemists?
#wowyoureafool
Yes, I incorporated Twitter
in this lovely chemists’ poem
Yes, this is quite clever
Now you should go ‘home’.
We’re back to Chemistry
and all of its mess
I do like my professor
That I will confess
Nine in the morning
to whenever lab ends
Monday through Friday
Gotta wear those Depends.
Here’s a chart for this
and another for that
some of them are skinny
whilst others are fat.
So much information
In just a five week course.
Dr. Hu says that Google
Is quite a good source.
With three weeks to go
I’m ready to complete
this PERIODICally crazy class
Wouldn’t that be a feat.
